Here are some ideas I had for a "Donald J. Trump Joke Book." I just need to finish out the sketches.
FRONT VIEW OF DONALD WITH SUICIDE VEST. AT THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION
TRUMP IN DOCTOR’S OPERATING GOWN — WITH SCALPEL CUTTING OPEN “ROE VS WADE” SUPREME COURT DOCUMENT
MUSLIMS ENTERING THE US: A TRAP DOOR UNDER A METAL DETECTOR DOORWAY AT AIRPORT, WITH TRUMP SMILING, READY TO PULL THE LEVER
THE MEXICAN WALL: TRUMP’S FACE REPEATED AS AN ANCIENT GREEK FRIEZE IN GOLD, A LA THE PARTHENON
NATO BUS — DONALD AS DRIVER WITH A CHANGE PURSE — FOR COINS… MERKEL AND OTHER EU LEADERS WAITING AT BUS STOP, SULLENLY SHOWING THEIR EMPTY POCKETS
DONALD’S BRAIN WIRED TO KELLY ANN CONWAY MOUTH, JABBERING
(Brain-to-Mouth resuscitation)
DONALD, TRYING TO PUT A TRUMP SIGN OVER THE CAPITOL BUILDING … WHITE HOUSE WITH TRUMP SIGN SEEN IN DISTANCE. (THIS ISN'T FUNNY.)
TRUMP AT LECTERN EXPLAINING A WOMAN’S “WHERE EVER” — IN AN ANATOMY CLASS
TILLERSON AT A GAS PUMP, FILLING UP PUTIN’S ARMY TANK
