Here are some ideas I had for a "Donald J. Trump Joke Book." I just need to finish out the sketches.

FRONT VIEW OF DONALD WITH SUICIDE VEST. AT THE REPUBLICAN CONVENTION

TRUMP IN DOCTOR’S OPERATING GOWN — WITH SCALPEL CUTTING OPEN “ROE VS WADE” SUPREME COURT DOCUMENT

MUSLIMS ENTERING THE US: A TRAP DOOR UNDER A METAL DETECTOR DOORWAY AT AIRPORT, WITH TRUMP SMILING, READY TO PULL THE LEVER

THE MEXICAN WALL: TRUMP’S FACE REPEATED AS AN ANCIENT GREEK FRIEZE IN GOLD, A LA THE PARTHENON

NATO BUS — DONALD AS DRIVER WITH A CHANGE PURSE — FOR COINS… MERKEL AND OTHER EU LEADERS WAITING AT BUS STOP, SULLENLY SHOWING THEIR EMPTY POCKETS

DONALD’S BRAIN WIRED TO KELLY ANN CONWAY MOUTH, JABBERING

(Brain-to-Mouth resuscitation)

DONALD, TRYING TO PUT A TRUMP SIGN OVER THE CAPITOL BUILDING … WHITE HOUSE WITH TRUMP SIGN SEEN IN DISTANCE. (THIS ISN'T FUNNY.)

TRUMP AT LECTERN EXPLAINING A WOMAN’S “WHERE EVER” — IN AN ANATOMY CLASS

TILLERSON AT A GAS PUMP, FILLING UP PUTIN’S ARMY TANK

TRUMP OR HIS SON DRESSED UP AS A SALVATION ARMY VOLUNTEER WITH TIN CUP AT THE READY